Well, this game was nowhere near as raunchy as I was hoping. Two hours of gameplay and not a single cover of “In The Navy?” Colour me disappointed, I must say. For all my joking, the funny thing is that Burly Men At Sea is something I’ve seen done before. …

I admit, I was saving this one as a palate cleanser. After a stream of simple puzzle games, micropayment-focused irritants and a couple of games which now make me wake up in a cold sweat, a title about blowing zombies up with rockets and stamping on the remaining goo seemed …

I know people say that reviews and criticism should contain an element of objective reasoning rather than emotional gut feeling, and those people are usually right. Not today, though. When a game makes me so frustrated that I want to throw my phone at the wall after only the tutorial, …

Oh, thank god. After getting angry at myself for the Kerflux review, and angry at the developers when it came to Pandora’s Books, it’s nice to see something that I can be a bit more positive about, even if that something lasted less time than the average sneeze. I guess …

Nope, don’t like this one. Don’t like this one at all. Do you remember a while ago when I complained that a few decent free games on the AppStore had thrown out the trend of “free” being synonymous with “slightly less fun than picking at the edge of the plastic …

Damn it. I’m pretty sure that I’m going to hate myself for this review, though maybe not as much as the creators might hate me for it. See, I have a major soft spot for indie game development. I love the idea of people creating games with passion and whatever …

What is it with the AppStore and spacey-spiralling circle games about little things trying to smash a big thing in the center? First Osmos, then Nukleus, now Save The Planet. Of course with such a non-specific name like Save The Planet, Reventador Games LTD’s second app store release could’ve been …

I have a question for everyone: if you see everything that a game has to offer in less than sixty seconds, burrowing through to its heart and soul in less time than it takes to microwave a packet of rice, what the hell are you supposed to say about it? …