Well, this game was nowhere near as raunchy as I was hoping. Two hours of gameplay and not a single cover of “In The Navy?” Colour me disappointed, I must say. For all my joking, the funny thing is that Burly Men At Sea is something I’ve seen done before. …
Read More »Ruins Ahead: Forward March! – Review
What is it about exploring secret mysterious temples that we find so appealing? I’m sure it has something to do with all the fascinating secrecy, and of course the hope of finding lost treasures. Ruins Ahead by Robot Cake is a fun little arcade title that certainly puts things into …
Read More »Final Taptasy: An Extremely Polished Quest – iOS Game Review
Final Taptasy does something interesting right from the start; it’s an affectionate parody of Final Fantasy games and its JRPG brethren while also embracing the best of the clicker genre, and it succeeds admirably as both a clicker game and an RPG game as a result. Of course, it’s still …
Read More »SuperMighty Bastard: An Adventure – iOS Game Review
I know people say that reviews and criticism should contain an element of objective reasoning rather than emotional gut feeling, and those people are usually right. Not today, though. When a game makes me so frustrated that I want to throw my phone at the wall after only the tutorial, …
Read More »Isoland: from enigma to enigma puzzle – iOS Game Review
Isoland choses to carry the point and click adventure banner—a genre famous for cryptic puzzles and narratives clothed with mystique and intrigue—but can it live up to the rich lineage from which it derives? Isoland does a fantastic job of generating the aforementioned mystery by supplementing it with an enchanting …
Read More »Tap Robo : Beep Boop – iOS Game Review
Tap Robo seems like a good idea on paper. Tapper games are what they are, and what they are is nonsensically compelling. Watching those numbers go up and up with whichever distinctive aesthetic flourish (shout-out to Tap My Katamari) as one mindlessly bops their phone can be cathartic for the …
Read More »Kubo’s Quest: Review
Kubo’s and the Two Strings is an upcoming stop motion animated movie that’s getting a lot of people excited, and like many movies it has an app game to help generate interest. Not knowing mix about the movie since there has been little footage released we dived in completely blind …
Read More »Bounty Stars: I’m Still Free – Review
Since humans first looked up at the stars, one thought has always crossed our minds…Space is AWESOME, and thanks to Bounty Stars from DeNA games, we can explore it in a spectacular new way. This is a game where you create a captain, collect crew members, and hunt down wanted …
Read More »Tinker Island: The Love Affair of a Tamagotchi and RPG – Review
In just over the two weeks I’ve played Tinker Island, I keep finding myself repeatedly coming back to the game again and again. It’s not that I can’t stop playing the game; in fact, it’s the fact that I have to stop myself from playing that makes me want to …
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